this isn’t even exaggerated.
HEY DEAN! CAS LOVES YOU
what a wonderful hobby to have!
you don’t even need to make fun of republicans they do it for you
is the #YouKnowWhat in the valentine’s day tweet the same as the #YouKnowWhat in the obama tweet? are they saying “do you think obama is the sex” or “just because it’s valentine’s day doesn’t mean you’re ready for the antichrist”?
ask your #parents if youre #ready to find out about s-e-x
So I was rewatching Hounds of Baskerville and noticed something very interesting. I decided to call it Let’s count how many times John looked at Sherlock’s neck and a chest.
This is what was Sherl wearing:
And now look at John (and his eyes) :
NOT GAY MY ARSE, JOHN WATSON.
it was the night before wednesday and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, and i took off my blouse. i was there with a fella with good looks and good wit and with proper lubrication and communication he put it in the place that i shit.
what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
So I played 17 different language versions of Let It Go at the same time and this is the result
NEVER BRING THIS POST BACK AGAIN I WILL NOT SUFFER ONCE MORE
#no one realizes the significance of this #the point of this movie is not that you will find another love #it’s that douches like tom will keep falling into the cycle of chasing a manic pixie dream girl #and probably think that she’s the one #but guess what? just because you listen to the same music or because she has a cute name #doesn’t mean that you’re meant for each other #500 days of summer the most misunderstood hipster hit the world has ever seen
And let’s talk about the fact that Joseph Gordon Levitt himself said the point of the movie is not so you’d feel bad for him and fall in love with him, it’s so you’d realize how selfish some people are.
Actual quote from him from an interview:
The (500) Days of Summer attitude of ‘He wants you so bad’ seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is.”
"He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.”